For God's Sake, Give The O's a Break

Jeremy Guthrie was hospitalized early Wednesday because of a viral infection... God's latest sign that he does not want the O's to win. Need I go through the list?

1. In 1997 Robbie Alomar had a homerun taken out of his glove by some stupid 13-year-old that probably still has not hit puberty. If I ever meet him, I vow to punch him in the face.
2. When St. Cal Ripken retired, his replacement-plan (aka Miguel Tejada) did not work out as planned. Turned out Miggy juiced and could only hit homeruns in the homerun derby.
3. Enter 2011. Brian Matuz is put on the DL on Opening Day. Justin Duchscherer is recieving pain treatment on his back (again). Now Jeremy Guthrie will most likely miss his next start, scheduled for Wednesday, against the Tigers.

I hope the O's keep winning and if for some odd reason Buck Showalter gets struck by lightning because of it, I volunteer to be eletricuted next.